STEVE/SAURON OTP

[vethica]

Draco hearts Mercutio
RemusLupin is voting for SamuelLJackson
Steve secretly desires Sauron
Charlotte quacks at Viola
GeorgeWBush took out the Death Star for Athos
Jason has a doll of LucyPevensie
TheWickedWitch yearns for AnOompaLoompa
SimonAndGarfunkel hearts Dumbledore
Terra idolizes CheerBear
DJTanner is turning cartwheels for SteveIrwin
ABear forgot Poland for Spiderman
BillNye pika pika PIIIIIs Othello
DickCheney remembers the Snowdens of yesteryear with TotallySpies
Oberon smooches Pikachu
Horatio EXITS pursued by Inuyasha
PippiLongstocking wants to take it out back with CharliePace
GeorgeWBush pities da foo MrT
Draco is flirting with DanielleRousseau
Bert hearts Harry

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Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

...oh god these are great.