This bandanna be itchin' like crazy. How do Jack be doin' it?

Well, it seems like everyone (including LJ) be knowin' this already, but today be ye National Talk Like a Pirate Day. For the daring of ye, it can also be Dress Like a Pirate Day and Sing Like a Pirate Day. (Recommended songs include "Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me)", "Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest", and "Blow the Man Down".) Spread the word an' have yerself a good one, savvy?