EVEN IF I HAVE TOO MUCH HOMEWORK ON YOUR BIRTHDAY I'MA IGNORE IT :)

BTW IF YOU'RE INTERESTED HERE'S HOW IT WENT DOWN

(My (v. cool) history teacher is correcting tests while we take ours. Suddenly, he bursts out laughing.)
Everyone: ?
Teacher: "They followed their nerds into North America." I think this person means "herds".
This One Kid: (randomly) I'm a herder!
Me: Yeah, you're a stuck-up, half-witeed, scruffy-looking nerf herder!

I LOVE MY HISTORY CLASS :D