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This post is more for my own benefit than anyone else's :B
I put this under a cut because it seems like my friends who like YTPs (basically, President-sama and Vice President-kun) and my friends who have LJs don't overlap, except maybe HG. But I've been storing up good YTPs for a while and I feel the need to rec them, even if it is only to myself. So if anyone happens to be reading this, you might want to check out some of the things below. They're pretty funny, you might be surprised. If no one is reading this, then I guess I don't have to say anything here, because... it's not being read. OKAY ONWARD TO POOP~~
(Warning: Some of the poops below are probably rated PG-13 (or higher?) for language and thematic elements. If this bothers you, tread carefully.)
Knuckles hates Mama Luigi: I have no idea how I found this poop, but it was the one that really got me into YTP. I'm not sure now why I liked it so much, except that it's just funny that Knuckles hates everything, even random things like "something I said" or "hours". :P
The Legend of Spaghetti and the Spaghetti of Spaghetti: Basically, it's the opening to The Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon, with key words replaced with variations on the phrase "made lotsa spaghetti". This was probably funnier before I knew the opening to Wand of Gamelon so well. However, it's set apart from other word-replacement YTPs by the fact that it uses different versions of the "spaghetti" quote ("make"/"made lotsa spaghetti" for verbs, "(lotsa) spaghetti" for nouns) where appropriate. And Ganon's slow-mo "spppppaaaaghhheeettttiiiii" is pretty epic.
Obey Wario Destroy Mario Vocoded: Okay, so this isn't really a YouTube Poop, but the source material has been used in enough of them that I figured I could put it up here. And it's here because the vocoding effect is... strangely soothing. It just makes me want to obey Wario and destroy Mario. (I actually have this on my iPod (thanks Shad!) ._.;;)
~*~Featured Pooper: igiulamam~*~
Igiulamam ("Mama Luigi" backward) is a YTP god. He (or she, it's hard to tell on the interwebs) has the gift of being able to take seemingly random phrases from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, put them to original music, and create strangely catchy songs. (Which are also on my iPod. .____.;;) His best-known is "Tomorrow I'll", which I'm not going to discuss here because I actually prefer some of his others, but it's still very good. And it's not just YTPMVs that his genius extends to - just look at what he did with the Grinch!
Poops by igiulamam include:
It's From the Show: Dr. Ivo Robotnik. My name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik. D-D-D-Dr. Ivo Robotnik. My name is - Dr. Eggman! NO! NO! NO! NNNNNN! Okay, you just have to watch this one.
Robotnik's Tea Party: Robotnik offers Sonic tea and something to eat, and professes his love. Sonic is not interested. Can I offer you 12,000 feet?
How the Grinch Stole Robotnik's Fame: Maybe it's the season, but I just keep coming back and watching this one. I must have seen it at least ten times, and it never gets old. If I had to rec just one YTP right now, it'd be this. Brilliant. Don't miss Robotnik's reaction at the end!
Dr. Wily Pulls the Moon Out of its Orbit: I didn't love this one at first, but it grew on me. "Now why would anyone PULL THE MOOOON OUT OF ITS ORBIT?"
Sonic Sez This is Sparta: This is probably funnier if you've seen the original Sonic Sez first. Kids, there's nothing more cool than being Persian!
Zelda CD-I Live Action: The Faces of Evil: Once again, funnier if you're familiar with the original. This is exactly what it says on the tin, and the acting is great - they have the motions down. Gotta love how he roped his whole family into it, even though his parents had no idea what the heck was going on. Also, I like how Ganon turns into Franklin Roosevelt.
Squidward Runs a Mama Luigi Seminar: This one's a little repetitive and contains some unrelated stuff, but replacing "Hash-Slinging Slasher" with "Mama Luigi" is just funny, okay?
It's a football, Luigi.: Kind of an obvious idea, but I love it. "Hey, Mario! Look what I didn't make!" "It's a football, Luigi! You made it!" (This one also might make more sense if you know the original - about 00:20-00:35.)
I'LL TAKE THE SHOTGUN TO PROTECT ME: Basically just worth watching for all the things the king tells the traitor to rub. Also, "Zelda, the traitor is under attack by the evil forces of me." But those are really the only good parts.
Gay Luigi? (9:58 loop): Self-evident. And yet somehow very fun to listen to.
Super Mario World: Mama Luigi (Spanish dub/ Audio Español Latino): Not really a poop, but it's just funny to hear it in Spanish. Sure, there's no "HEEEEEEYAAAAALLLPPPP!!!" or Mama Luigi wheeze, but on the other hand, Yoshi actually talks like a normal person/dinosaur/dragon/thing, and, well... "¡Recuerda que soy Mamá Luigi, Mario!"
Zelda Faces of Evil Intro (En Español!): This isn't even an official translation. It's just a fanmade one. And the voices aren't that good. I don't really have an excuse for putting it up here. In my defense, hearing the king say "M'ijo" is really funny.
Sonic el Erizo: "Sonic dice" sobre abusos a menores: Yep, it's Sonic Sez in Spanish. (Official.) I really don't have an excuse for this one. Uh... Sonic's voice is weird? "ESO NO ES BUENO!"
~*~Featured Pooper: WalrusGuy~*~
WalrusGuy is probably the most famous name in YouTube Poop. A prominent pooper beforehand, he took another level in awesome when his account was taken down during a disagreement with Colgate - and then restored as though nothing had happened. It's not every day a company agrees to let you use their character to sing "What What (In the Butt)".
Poops by WalrusGuy include:
Bowser the Foodstealer: Bowser seizes all the foods in the world. I like how Link keeps forgetting to go to America. Also, you learn why not to bomb Dr. Rabbit.
Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids: Hands-down the best Sonic Sez poop out there. "Kids, you're not important, you're not cool, you're dumb. No one likes you. You have a problem learning how to read. Does that make you feel uncomfortable? That's too bad!"
That's Mama Luigi to you, Colonel!: Snake tells the Colonel to respect Mama Luigi. Done with Brawl codec conversations. "You mean the 'King of Mario's Regrets'?" "That's a low blow, Colonel."
Obey [Item], Destroy [Item]: Someone took the original of Obey Wario, Destroy Mario and did that word-replacement thing. Some of the ones are pretty funny. ("Obey Cheatsy Koopa, destroy some grandma!") Also, I like the "To be done, to be done into the pit from Bowser" song, for no reason.
Obey [Item], Destroy [Item] once again: There's no such thing as taking the joke too far! Also, the Sonic Sez segment is amusing.
What DOES The Scouter Say?: A clever take on the whole "Over 9000" thing.
The Cowardly King: The King realizes the implications of something happening to him in Gamelon, and comes up with a solution. This is just one of several funny ones with good word mixing by SwishFilmsInc, but I'm pretty sure the rest aren't PG-13. The language in this one is even kind of pushing it.
Hare Hare Yukai by Mama Luigi!? Remake: Pure, undiluted brilliance. Some of my favorite parts are "ballooon" (as in "magic balloon") for "booon", and of course, "That's Mama Luigi to you, to you, M-a-ri-o!"
~*~Featured Pooper: Deepercutt~*~
To be honest, I never liked Deepercutt as much as WalrusGuy or some others. It's not that he's bad, it's just that I don't always find his stuff funny. However, he's one of the big names in pooping, and every so often he will just have a stroke of brilliance that I can't help but admire.
Poops by Deepercutt include:
The Juhoker Meets Claude Speed: The "Jingle Bells" remix alone makes this one epic. Combined with the other stuff, it's... double epic.
Knuckles Stoves the Leave On: A response to WalrusGuy's well-known "Mama Luigi Leaves the Stove On"; while nothing can surpass that, this one sure comes close. "You wanna do it in MY BUTT in MY BUTT!"
The Not So Presidential Debate - REMIX: This isn't technically a YTP, I guess, but it sure acts like one. Also, it's hilarious. "I reserve the right to party with Putin."
The Birds of Koridai: I wouldn't call this one of the great YTPs, but it's worth it for one moment that I can't spoil because that'd ruin the surprise. (It's at around 1:56.)
Brock and Ash are gay! Proof included!: Not really that great as a YouTube Poop (actually kind of bad), but amazing for the Ash/Brock proof it provides: "All right, Ash, a man's gotta do what a man's gonna do, and these two men are gonna do it with or without a good woman at their side!" "Yeah, that's what I like to hear!" Yes. These lines are canon. (Also I hate their new voices :C)
Snake's Crazy Codecs - Snake's Failed Instinct: This person has a lot of great Brawl poops (subbed in Spanish for your convenience). In this one, after a rash of bad luck with women, Snake gets confused about Pit's gender, and Otacon has to set him straight... but is it too late?
Memes A La Brawl: MALRWiiStation360 again. This is just a bunch of internet memes put into Brawl. But it's funny.
Chocolate Rain Makes Everyone Gay: What the title says. A good poop for mostly only using Chocolate Rain as a source. Also, "Your leader is insane".
Why So Serious? Sparta remix!: There are a lot of Sparta remixes out there. Some are actually good.
Sonic Sez - How to say No: This pooper has thoughtfully compiled all of YouTube Poop's different and awesome "No"s into one poop. And it's amazing.
spongebob's wish to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!: I dunno, this one isn't as funny as some other SpongeBob poops, which I'm about to talk about. It's pretty good, though.
~*~Featured Pooper: lugialga~*~
Lugialga is the best SpongeBob pooper. The. Best. Her poops are mostly based on combining SpongeBob with classic YTP memes. Okay, maybe she likes the line "going to be a great typist one day" just a little too much, but if you can forgive that, then watch her stuff, because it's great.
Poops by lugialga include:
HOW ABOUT A GAME OF YOU MUST DIE?!?!?!?!?: SpongeBob annoys Squidward and makes a fantastic mini version of him. "Why take the original when you can have the cheap knockoff?"
THERE'S SPAGHETTI AFOOT! =O: SpongeBob tries to get Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to be a great typist one day, or to die. The different versions of the oath are the best part. Not to mention the Sparta remix.
SPONGEBOB CHISELED IT!!!!!!!: You have to watch this, if only for the YTP version of the F.U.N. song. As an example: "F is for football!" ("Stone!")
Robotnik Wants His Money Back: While perhaps not quite as sophisticated as igiulamam's Robotnik YTPMVs, "Robotnik Wants His Money Back" is a very catchy song with a great beat. MONEY BACK GUARANTEE YOU SAID?
Link: The Real Faces of Evil: Gay Luigi spreads the Weegee virus, turning everyone into Weegees. A very funny and well-made poop.
RabbitRoll: Rickroll's getting old, you say? Spice it up with this fresh new take! Or, also, not a poop, but the BigButtRoll is amazing too. DIGRESSION
Family Brawl Guy: Can't Touch Mama Luigi: Is this even a poop? I don't know. Anyway. You'd think this would be dumb because they only used still images, but the images are so fitting (e.g. "So Hammer, you can't sue") that I just had to put it on the list. The only problem is where they tried to replace the "Peter" with "Mama Luigi" in the "It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter" bit while keeping the same timing. That didn't work so well.
That was way too many poops. Seriously, that was, like, over 40 poops.
Also, I tricked out my userinfo, check it out because I need validation. :\
(Warning: Some of the poops below are probably rated PG-13 (or higher?) for language and thematic elements. If this bothers you, tread carefully.)
Knuckles hates Mama Luigi: I have no idea how I found this poop, but it was the one that really got me into YTP. I'm not sure now why I liked it so much, except that it's just funny that Knuckles hates everything, even random things like "something I said" or "hours". :P
The Legend of Spaghetti and the Spaghetti of Spaghetti: Basically, it's the opening to The Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon, with key words replaced with variations on the phrase "made lotsa spaghetti". This was probably funnier before I knew the opening to Wand of Gamelon so well. However, it's set apart from other word-replacement YTPs by the fact that it uses different versions of the "spaghetti" quote ("make"/"made lotsa spaghetti" for verbs, "(lotsa) spaghetti" for nouns) where appropriate. And Ganon's slow-mo "spppppaaaaghhheeettttiiiii" is pretty epic.
Obey Wario Destroy Mario Vocoded: Okay, so this isn't really a YouTube Poop, but the source material has been used in enough of them that I figured I could put it up here. And it's here because the vocoding effect is... strangely soothing. It just makes me want to obey Wario and destroy Mario. (I actually have this on my iPod (thanks Shad!) ._.;;)
~*~Featured Pooper: igiulamam~*~
Igiulamam ("Mama Luigi" backward) is a YTP god. He (or she, it's hard to tell on the interwebs) has the gift of being able to take seemingly random phrases from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, put them to original music, and create strangely catchy songs. (Which are also on my iPod. .____.;;) His best-known is "Tomorrow I'll", which I'm not going to discuss here because I actually prefer some of his others, but it's still very good. And it's not just YTPMVs that his genius extends to - just look at what he did with the Grinch!
Poops by igiulamam include:
It's From the Show: Dr. Ivo Robotnik. My name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik. D-D-D-Dr. Ivo Robotnik. My name is - Dr. Eggman! NO! NO! NO! NNNNNN! Okay, you just have to watch this one.
Robotnik's Tea Party: Robotnik offers Sonic tea and something to eat, and professes his love. Sonic is not interested. Can I offer you 12,000 feet?
How the Grinch Stole Robotnik's Fame: Maybe it's the season, but I just keep coming back and watching this one. I must have seen it at least ten times, and it never gets old. If I had to rec just one YTP right now, it'd be this. Brilliant. Don't miss Robotnik's reaction at the end!
Dr. Wily Pulls the Moon Out of its Orbit: I didn't love this one at first, but it grew on me. "Now why would anyone PULL THE MOOOON OUT OF ITS ORBIT?"
Sonic Sez This is Sparta: This is probably funnier if you've seen the original Sonic Sez first. Kids, there's nothing more cool than being Persian!
Zelda CD-I Live Action: The Faces of Evil: Once again, funnier if you're familiar with the original. This is exactly what it says on the tin, and the acting is great - they have the motions down. Gotta love how he roped his whole family into it, even though his parents had no idea what the heck was going on. Also, I like how Ganon turns into Franklin Roosevelt.
Squidward Runs a Mama Luigi Seminar: This one's a little repetitive and contains some unrelated stuff, but replacing "Hash-Slinging Slasher" with "Mama Luigi" is just funny, okay?
It's a football, Luigi.: Kind of an obvious idea, but I love it. "Hey, Mario! Look what I didn't make!" "It's a football, Luigi! You made it!" (This one also might make more sense if you know the original - about 00:20-00:35.)
I'LL TAKE THE SHOTGUN TO PROTECT ME: Basically just worth watching for all the things the king tells the traitor to rub. Also, "Zelda, the traitor is under attack by the evil forces of me." But those are really the only good parts.
Gay Luigi? (9:58 loop): Self-evident. And yet somehow very fun to listen to.
Super Mario World: Mama Luigi (Spanish dub/ Audio Español Latino): Not really a poop, but it's just funny to hear it in Spanish. Sure, there's no "HEEEEEEYAAAAALLLPPPP!!!" or Mama Luigi wheeze, but on the other hand, Yoshi actually talks like a normal person/dinosaur/dragon/thing, and, well... "¡Recuerda que soy Mamá Luigi, Mario!"
Zelda Faces of Evil Intro (En Español!): This isn't even an official translation. It's just a fanmade one. And the voices aren't that good. I don't really have an excuse for putting it up here. In my defense, hearing the king say "M'ijo" is really funny.
Sonic el Erizo: "Sonic dice" sobre abusos a menores: Yep, it's Sonic Sez in Spanish. (Official.) I really don't have an excuse for this one. Uh... Sonic's voice is weird? "ESO NO ES BUENO!"
~*~Featured Pooper: WalrusGuy~*~
WalrusGuy is probably the most famous name in YouTube Poop. A prominent pooper beforehand, he took another level in awesome when his account was taken down during a disagreement with Colgate - and then restored as though nothing had happened. It's not every day a company agrees to let you use their character to sing "What What (In the Butt)".
Poops by WalrusGuy include:
Bowser the Foodstealer: Bowser seizes all the foods in the world. I like how Link keeps forgetting to go to America. Also, you learn why not to bomb Dr. Rabbit.
Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids: Hands-down the best Sonic Sez poop out there. "Kids, you're not important, you're not cool, you're dumb. No one likes you. You have a problem learning how to read. Does that make you feel uncomfortable? That's too bad!"
That's Mama Luigi to you, Colonel!: Snake tells the Colonel to respect Mama Luigi. Done with Brawl codec conversations. "You mean the 'King of Mario's Regrets'?" "That's a low blow, Colonel."
Obey [Item], Destroy [Item]: Someone took the original of Obey Wario, Destroy Mario and did that word-replacement thing. Some of the ones are pretty funny. ("Obey Cheatsy Koopa, destroy some grandma!") Also, I like the "To be done, to be done into the pit from Bowser" song, for no reason.
Obey [Item], Destroy [Item] once again: There's no such thing as taking the joke too far! Also, the Sonic Sez segment is amusing.
What DOES The Scouter Say?: A clever take on the whole "Over 9000" thing.
The Cowardly King: The King realizes the implications of something happening to him in Gamelon, and comes up with a solution. This is just one of several funny ones with good word mixing by SwishFilmsInc, but I'm pretty sure the rest aren't PG-13. The language in this one is even kind of pushing it.
Hare Hare Yukai by Mama Luigi!? Remake: Pure, undiluted brilliance. Some of my favorite parts are "ballooon" (as in "magic balloon") for "booon", and of course, "That's Mama Luigi to you, to you, M-a-ri-o!"
~*~Featured Pooper: Deepercutt~*~
To be honest, I never liked Deepercutt as much as WalrusGuy or some others. It's not that he's bad, it's just that I don't always find his stuff funny. However, he's one of the big names in pooping, and every so often he will just have a stroke of brilliance that I can't help but admire.
Poops by Deepercutt include:
The Juhoker Meets Claude Speed: The "Jingle Bells" remix alone makes this one epic. Combined with the other stuff, it's... double epic.
Knuckles Stoves the Leave On: A response to WalrusGuy's well-known "Mama Luigi Leaves the Stove On"; while nothing can surpass that, this one sure comes close. "You wanna do it in MY BUTT in MY BUTT!"
The Not So Presidential Debate - REMIX: This isn't technically a YTP, I guess, but it sure acts like one. Also, it's hilarious. "I reserve the right to party with Putin."
The Birds of Koridai: I wouldn't call this one of the great YTPs, but it's worth it for one moment that I can't spoil because that'd ruin the surprise. (It's at around 1:56.)
Brock and Ash are gay! Proof included!: Not really that great as a YouTube Poop (actually kind of bad), but amazing for the Ash/Brock proof it provides: "All right, Ash, a man's gotta do what a man's gonna do, and these two men are gonna do it with or without a good woman at their side!" "Yeah, that's what I like to hear!" Yes. These lines are canon. (Also I hate their new voices :C)
Snake's Crazy Codecs - Snake's Failed Instinct: This person has a lot of great Brawl poops (subbed in Spanish for your convenience). In this one, after a rash of bad luck with women, Snake gets confused about Pit's gender, and Otacon has to set him straight... but is it too late?
Memes A La Brawl: MALRWiiStation360 again. This is just a bunch of internet memes put into Brawl. But it's funny.
Chocolate Rain Makes Everyone Gay: What the title says. A good poop for mostly only using Chocolate Rain as a source. Also, "Your leader is insane".
Why So Serious? Sparta remix!: There are a lot of Sparta remixes out there. Some are actually good.
Sonic Sez - How to say No: This pooper has thoughtfully compiled all of YouTube Poop's different and awesome "No"s into one poop. And it's amazing.
spongebob's wish to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!: I dunno, this one isn't as funny as some other SpongeBob poops, which I'm about to talk about. It's pretty good, though.
~*~Featured Pooper: lugialga~*~
Lugialga is the best SpongeBob pooper. The. Best. Her poops are mostly based on combining SpongeBob with classic YTP memes. Okay, maybe she likes the line "going to be a great typist one day" just a little too much, but if you can forgive that, then watch her stuff, because it's great.
Poops by lugialga include:
HOW ABOUT A GAME OF YOU MUST DIE?!?!?!?!?: SpongeBob annoys Squidward and makes a fantastic mini version of him. "Why take the original when you can have the cheap knockoff?"
THERE'S SPAGHETTI AFOOT! =O: SpongeBob tries to get Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to be a great typist one day, or to die. The different versions of the oath are the best part. Not to mention the Sparta remix.
SPONGEBOB CHISELED IT!!!!!!!: You have to watch this, if only for the YTP version of the F.U.N. song. As an example: "F is for football!" ("Stone!")
Robotnik Wants His Money Back: While perhaps not quite as sophisticated as igiulamam's Robotnik YTPMVs, "Robotnik Wants His Money Back" is a very catchy song with a great beat. MONEY BACK GUARANTEE YOU SAID?
Link: The Real Faces of Evil: Gay Luigi spreads the Weegee virus, turning everyone into Weegees. A very funny and well-made poop.
RabbitRoll: Rickroll's getting old, you say? Spice it up with this fresh new take! Or, also, not a poop, but the BigButtRoll is amazing too. DIGRESSION
Family Brawl Guy: Can't Touch Mama Luigi: Is this even a poop? I don't know. Anyway. You'd think this would be dumb because they only used still images, but the images are so fitting (e.g. "So Hammer, you can't sue") that I just had to put it on the list. The only problem is where they tried to replace the "Peter" with "Mama Luigi" in the "It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter" bit while keeping the same timing. That didn't work so well.
That was way too many poops. Seriously, that was, like, over 40 poops.
Also, I tricked out my userinfo, check it out because I need validation. :\