Okay, I know there's no way we're the only ones to make the Armstrong from FMA = sparkly = vampire connection. But some of us got talking at Usa-chan's party today, and, well, it led to this.

( Do not click if you are offended by sparkly vampires, incredible muscles, or both. )

...Yeeeah. Also, while I'm posting these, here's a bonus macro.
( Mr. Kimura, why did you decide to become a high school teacher? )

Why do I have all this time on my hands I don't even know. Also you can use any of these if you want. Just tell me first.

Disclaimer: Just made the macros, don't own the component pictures. Don't hurt me.