vethica | BE'S IS A WORD

This is a randomly generated sound effect from thesurrealist.co.uk (which you may remember as the creator of the Dungeon Generator and Bad Joke Generator and Twelve Days of Christmas generator and New Year's Resolutions Generator) and I thought it was funny and ANYWAY: *FLUFF* *eeeem!* (ARGLE-AAH) ^drip *ting* vorrrp tock

Also, the movie quote generator is quite addictive.

But why is the Vethica gone?

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I find your lack of Vethica disturbing.

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STAR WARS YAY

I want that Vethica, not excuses.

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MORE STAR WARS YAY

First rule of Vethica Club is - you do not talk about Vethica Club.

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Is that like L Club?

I am serious ... and don't call me Vethica.

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As is the Mechanical Contrivium.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vethica!

The porpoise is second to Vethica as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Vethica!
Vethicaology is the study of Vethica.
The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Vethica, and 400 times smaller!
The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Vethica!
South Australia was the first place to allow Vethica to stand for parliament!
The risk of being struck by Vethica is one occurence every 9,300 years!
All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Vethica!
Astronauts get taller when they are in Vethica!
Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Vethica!

And these...

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Vethicaitis
Cause:	cursed Japanese video
Symptoms:	death, long hair, bendy arms
Cure:	fresh air
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

OMG SYMPTOMS INCLUDE DEATH

Vethica
n. a type of male.
"This Vethica is insufficiently fake!"

o rly?