Oh. THAT'S GREAT! MAKE MONEY!

[vethica]

I think we need to have a moment of silence for "Morita B Station", the amazing and capslocky video wherein Masakazu Morita, Ichigo's voice actor, describes the plot of Bleach, in English. Sadly, for some reason said video has been taken down from YouTube. To commemorate it, I've taken the liberty of typing up the almost-complete transcript.

Once in a time, there lived a boy... who had... orange hair.
One day, he met a strange girl.
Ichigo: "Hey! My name is-a Ichigo! Who are you?"
Rukia: "Hey, Ichigo! My name is-a Rukia! I'm a Soul Reaper!"
Ichigo: "Really?"
Rukia: "Yes."
Ichigo: "OH, THAT'S GREAT!"
To be continued.

One day, he met a strange man.
Ichigo: "Hey! My name is-a Ichigo! Who are you?"
Kisuke: "Oh, hi Ichigo. My name is Kisuke. I'm a... merchant."
"Merchant?"
"Yes."
"Oh. THAT'S GREAT! MAKE MONEY!"
To be continued.

One day, he met a strange tattoo man and a strange nobleman.
Ichigo: "Hey! My name is-a Ichigo! Who are you?"
Renji: "BARK! ZABIMARU!"
Ichigo: "Oh s***!"
Byakuya: "[unintelligible]"
"Oh! Who are you?"
"Hey! Ichigo! My name is Byakuya. I'm a reaper. I'm Rukia's brother."
That was the beginning of a long, long adventure.

Of course, it loses something in text form...