In Soviet Russia, the fool pities YOU!

[vethica]

So I guess the lesson here is, memes need to be their own post. (O.A., I'm surprised you didn't get #5. Or #2, for that matter.)

Hanataro (from Bleach) is "Dr. Mario". Byakuya (from same) is "Corrugated Cardboard Head". Itachi is "Poke Man". And Usa-chan is Naruto's mom. Confused yet?

Also, everyone can be connected to Edward Elric in six easy steps.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.

Quick American Idol opinions: I really like Sanjaya's hair, but he either needs to pick it up (a LOT) or get voted out. I like the two Chris's, too. Phil, like the similarly bald Chris Daughtry, seems destined to be a fan favorite. And Blake is just amazing.