Swords/shuriken/guns don't kill people...

[vethica]

I have a lot of stuff to say at some point, but right now there is only one question I must ask:

Who would win in a fight between Aizen, Gai, and Chuck Norris?

Please explain fully.

Comments

[birdboy2000.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris is not comparable to Gai or Aizen, he is comparable to Ash's Pikachu and Son Goku. (DBZ, not Saiyuki.) The victor in this contest is obvious.

[vethica.livejournal.com]

Sir, and I say this with all possible respect, you know not of what you are saying.

Or maybe that's me who doesn't know of what you are saying.

...Wait, what are you saying?

[birdboy2000.livejournal.com]

"Aizen and Gai aren't in Chuck Norris's league, nor are they remotely close to him in power. Son Goku and Pikachu, OTOH..."

[vethica.livejournal.com]

I must disagree with you there. Gai could make Chuck Norris cry like a little girl. Granted, I'm not sure about Aizen.