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Veth ([personal profile] vethica) wrote2007-12-12 07:44 am
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Swords/shuriken/guns don't kill people...

I have a lot of stuff to say at some point, but right now there is only one question I must ask:

Who would win in a fight between Aizen, Gai, and Chuck Norris?

Please explain fully.

[identity profile] birdboy2000.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuck Norris is not comparable to Gai or Aizen, he is comparable to Ash's Pikachu and Son Goku. (DBZ, not Saiyuki.) The victor in this contest is obvious.

[identity profile] vethica.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Sir, and I say this with all possible respect, you know not of what you are saying.

Or maybe that's me who doesn't know of what you are saying.

...Wait, what are you saying?

[identity profile] birdboy2000.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Aizen and Gai aren't in Chuck Norris's league, nor are they remotely close to him in power. Son Goku and Pikachu, OTOH..."

[identity profile] vethica.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I must disagree with you there. Gai could make Chuck Norris cry like a little girl. Granted, I'm not sure about Aizen.

[identity profile] alex-romao.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't we been over this? Obviously, once they were all gathered in one place and told to fight one another they would say no (Gai would spout something about Youth) and they would all just go off and have a tea party. With Aizen's beer mugs. They would totally be bestest friends.

...what I'm wondering, however, is would Itachi be invited?

[identity profile] vethica.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but I asked some other people and got different responses, so I figured I'd ask the audience, as it were.

(I'm totally down with your version, though. :D)

And I don't think Itachi would be. I mean, he's not in their league.

[identity profile] alex-romao.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't Let Raven here you say that. :P

But, I mean, Gai had enough trouble with Itachi's clone, who is obviously weaker than the real thing, and he and Aizen are just so similiar...

Eh, either way, Kisame would probably try and crash the party and Itachi would have to drag him off.

[identity profile] vethica.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You just think they're similar because of the thrones. :P

[identity profile] tymaporer.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Answer: Your mom.
Reason: Because.

[identity profile] vethica.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Works for me. :D