Swords/shuriken/guns don't kill people...

[vethica]

I have a lot of stuff to say at some point, but right now there is only one question I must ask:

Who would win in a fight between Aizen, Gai, and Chuck Norris?

Please explain fully.

Comments

[vethica.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I asked some other people and got different responses, so I figured I'd ask the audience, as it were.

(I'm totally down with your version, though. :D)

And I don't think Itachi would be. I mean, he's not in their league.

[alex-romao.livejournal.com]

Don't Let Raven here you say that. :P

But, I mean, Gai had enough trouble with Itachi's clone, who is obviously weaker than the real thing, and he and Aizen are just so similiar...

Eh, either way, Kisame would probably try and crash the party and Itachi would have to drag him off.

[vethica.livejournal.com]

You just think they're similar because of the thrones. :P