Episode II quotes, courtesy of Tyma and me. Be afraid...

Tyma: (about Watto) He's a floating elephant Shakespeare dude!

Me: Which character was forced up the service ramp...I just read "forced" wrong...

Me: Which threesome walked down the aisle...
*we both burst out laughing*

(Tyma is holding the DVD box. The cover features Obi-Wan, Anakin, Padme, and Yoda.)
Tyma: I'm holding two cute guys [on the DVD box].
Me: Which two are the cute guys?
Tyma: Which do you think? Padmé and Yoda.

Tyma: Saying Anakin did, in fact, see his mother again is kind of like saying he fulfilled the prophecy in the end. It's true, but there's a huge catch.
Me: Kind of like in the wish corrupter game. "You become the King of Scotland, but you have to kill the old king to become the new king, and you like the old king."
Tyma: No, how about this: "You become the King of Scotland, but then everyone moves out of Scotland because they don't like you, and then Palpatine comes and turns you to the dark side and you become Darth Scotland."
Me: Darth Scotland? XD

Anakin: I killed them all.
Tyma: No, Obi-Wan killed the Maul!

Anakin: I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them.
Me: No, really? I couldn't have guessed that from when you said you killed them all.

Obi-Wan: Don't do anything without asking the Council or myself.
Tyma: So he can't eat, sleep, breathe, et cetera?

Obi-Wan (holding dart): Could you tell me what this is?
Tyma: A dart!

Obi-Wan: (to Dooku) Traitor!
Tyma: He's a trader? Did he trade the Jedi to the Yankees?
Me: Well, they don't call them "the evil Empire" for nothing...

Watto: I wonder if you could help me with some deadbeats who owe me money?
Anakin (insistently): My mother.

Card: What is the signal for the Gungans to retreat?
Tyma: Someone yelling "Retreat!"

"You did it! You fell in a hole!"

Me: Palpatine was in a movie we were watching in English class.
Tyma: You were watching Star Wars in English class?
Me: No, we were watching Macbeth.
Tyma: Palpatine's in Macbeth?! O_o