Me and Tyma. Episode I. Stuff. Y'dig?

Me: "Why was Padmé sent to clean R2?"
Tyma: "Maybe she wanted to become more acquainted with him."
Me: *finds innuendo in that*
Tyma: ...

Watto: "What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me."
Us: "I have no mind!"

Sebulba/Anakin OTP and I can prove it.
Anakin: "Sebulba flashed me with his port vents."
Us: "Sebulba FLASHED you?"
Sebulba: (cheats in the race)
Tyma: "Sebulba's cheating on Anakin."
Jawa watching the race: "Ooteedee!"
Tyma: "Did he just say OTP?"
Yeah, you know it.

You know that scene at the end where Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon looked like they were going to kiss? They did. They just edited it out.

Tyma came up with "Quobikin" for the QuiObiAni portmanteau name. I must say, a threesome would certainly be a way to deal with Obi-Wan's jealousy problems, now wouldn't it.

So Tyma's dad seems to think Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Anakin are household products used to get rid of Qui, clean out your Obi, and a headache medicine, respectively.

Them: (talking about slaves having a hard life or something)
Tyma: Ani has a hard knock life! (Annie? Get it?)

Mace Windu: "But which did you kill, the master or the apprentice?"
Us: (at the same time) "Which do YOU think?!"