I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend...

What is this, Pick On Vethie Last-Couple-Of-Days? I've got one teacher getting mad at me for saying I was using my calculator to tell time and they thought I was being sarcastic (there actually is a clock on there), one teacher getting mad at me for asking when the homework is due ("HOMEWORK means TOMORROW!"), and then Jerkface being his usual self. (You can probably guess what that is.) Graarh.

(Also, They Might Be Giants are made of awesome and why did I not discover them earlier?)