Veth's Journal

Stolen from muhsilisk

( Long meme is looong )

That took me an hour x_x

My one problem with being a girl is that I will never be able to perform the song "Guy Love". (And if you don't know that song, I advise you to know it, posthaste. It's from Scrubs.) Also, it surprises me that there aren't more AMVs for it. (There are, however, some fairly decent ones for Weird Al's "Jerry Springer".)

The onset of fall makes me want to play Pokemon. But I can't, because I'm stuck on that big mountain where Team Galactic is on. So I'm just going to draw some instead.

Before I go, let me leave you with my favorite joke of the next few days: The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. Put aside a couple minutes if you're going to read it; it's pretty long (or else I would be telling it to some of you in person :P). Also, you don't have to know anything about Warhammer to get it. I know I don't.

And, uh, don't forget Talk Like A Pirate Day is tomorrow! I'll be expectin' to be hearin' yer best pirate lingo, matey, arrgh.

Dear Self,

Eleven o'clock PM is a BAD TIME to get to sleep. Especially if you have to wake up at six-thirty in the morning.

Beat this into your brain until you get it.

No love,
Me

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Also, Person in my English Class? I know "soliloquies" is a difficult word to pronounce. However, "so-lie-lo-wockies" may have been the single worst pronunciation I have ever heard.

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( And now I'm going to recommend some videos. )

"...persecute, irk, bullyrag, vex, disquiet, grate, beset, bother, tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle the animals." -Sign at the zoo

Btw, I am currently in the magical land known as "vacation". So in case anyone wants to send me a letter or something. You can't. Hahah.

( Star Wars meme )

Yesterday, after much deliberation, my family decided that Captain Jack Sparrow would pop out at us on the Indiana Jones ride, singing "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah." This, much to our disappointment, did not happen. Speaking of Captain Jack, I seem to have developed a disquieting interest in the [INSERT APPROPRIATE ADJECTIVE THAT IS ALLITERATIVE WITH THE FOLLOWING WORD] [INSERT SYNONYM FOR "PIRATE"]. For all our sakes, I hope this is simply fleeting.

The day before yesterday, we went to see Othello. You know, the Shakespeare play? Anyway, our Iago (the bad guy) seemed to be very, um, "hands-on" with the other characters, especially Roderigo. And the thing at the end with the chain? Hmm. ;) Also, no one ever seemed to call Othello "Othello"; it was always "Moor" (even when it was "noble Moor"). No one ever said, "Whassup, Othello?" They always said "Whassup, Moor?" Actually, they didn't even say that, becasue the word "Whassup" hadn't been invented yet. But still. Grr.

The night before the day before yesterday, I had a dream (vacation seams to be conducive to weird dreams; I've had one every night since we got here, including one where I met "Weird Al" Yankovic and one where it was snowing (I'm still in the Northern hemisphere, so.)) that HG was having a party (at my house, for some reason) and I was Kabuto (for some reason) and so I was annoying all of my friends who don't like him. On purpose. >:)

Also, one night I was really bored (you know that spells trouble) and so I decided to cast Naruto characters in The Ultimate Showdown. (I WAS REALLY REALLY BORED, OKAY? T_T) Here's what I came up with (in order of appearance):

Godzilla = Naruto (because Naruto would love to stomp around and smash stuff)
Batman = Shino (he's got that mysterious vibe going on, and those sunglasses are clearly to hide his secret identity)
Shaq = Neji (well, he is the second tallest, and I couldn't use Lee for resons you'll see later)
Aaron Carter = Sasuke (a pretty-boy with hundreds of swooning fans? Huh, I wonder)
The Batmobile = Kabuto (he's a car! hehe!)
Abraham Lincoln = Ino (picture Ino with a fake beard! IT'D BE AWESOME!)
Optimus Prime = Kankurou (I...don't...know)
Jackie Chan = Lee (DUH.)
Indiana Jones = Kiba (he's got that kind of rugged, Harrison Ford air about him; other than that, I haven't a clue)
Care Bear = Sakura (I DON'T KNOW T_T)
Chuck Norris = Gaara (because Gaara is just the awesomest)
Mr. Rogers = Shikamaru (wth? I DON'T KNOW!)

I was going to cast Gandalf the Grey, Gandaf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, but I ran out of people. Any suggestions?

Tyma: The "I mean boss, I mean poobah!" quote was from the karate (or should I say, karatay!) episode of Sponge Bob. Also, are you an Obi/Qui shipper?

Film review next post. If I finish it.